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System: Incoming private message from user Arbiter:

(11:34)Arbiter: What's the matter?

/message reply i was worried it would be something difficult, but he just wanted me to look after meta.

System: Incoming private message from user Arbiter:

(11:36)Arbiter: Watch over a 20-something who's close friends with a bunch of other 20-somethings with superpowers, who doesn't have superpowers herself, and is planning a war against the forces that secretly run the world? You're right, that's not difficult at all. Especially if we send to her to Australia, which is definitely not a soon-to-be irraded hive of kangaroos and dropbears!

/message reply ...what's so bad about a kangaroo?

System: Incoming private message from user Arbiter:

(11:37)Arbiter: Nothing, aside from being the marsupial equivalent of John "Chuck Norris" Cena.

/message reply ...

/message reply hey, can you or Delta make an alt and message Stargazer to try and trick them into replying? apparently it might mess with whatever xeno's doing.

System: Incoming private message from user Arbiter:

(11:39)Arbiter: Can anyone make Delta do much of anything? I'll come up with something.

System: Incoming private message from user ((Delta)):

(11:39)((Delta)): Happy to help! Your request is already under way... just give me some time - this is a delicate process when they read all the same things you can, after all!

(11:40)SansTheComic: god dammit.

(11:41)MrE: ?

(11:41)SansTheComic: ugh.

(11:41)SansTheComic: that was supposed to be a pm. nvm.

(11:42)MrE: One of those days, huh?

(11:42)SansTheComic: yeah.

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[Unichat log --]

(12:48)ItsDuckKingKarl: Huh

(12:49)OITHEOI: What is it?

(12:49)ItsDuckKingKarl: Yeah, it's what I thought

(12:49)ItsDuckKingKarl: Someone's using a server in our universe to relay messages between two others

(12:49)ItsDuckKingKarl: I'm not sure why

(12:50)OITHEOI: Pancake? It could be a trap.

(12:50)ItsDuckKingKarl: No, it doesn't smell like Pancake

(12:50)ItsDuckKingKarl: If you'll pardon the inexact expression

(12:50)ItsDuckKingKarl: I don't think he's aware of it, either

(12:50)ItsDuckKingKarl: The signature is subtle and I don't think he's got any advanced AIs monitoring for anomalies

(12:51)OITHEOI: Hmm. If so, tracking it might do well to ingratiate ourselves to him.

(12:51)OITHEOI: Take a closer look.

(12:51)ItsDuckKingKarl: On it

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[Unichat log --]

/message SansTheComic Well, let’s see... The objective is to make noise, right? I have an idea.

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[Unichat log --]

/query Unum_Relicuum


(11:57)System: Initiating private chat with active user Unum_Relicuum.

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(12:57)Stargazer: Hello there. I hear you are in search of prophets. Will of Gaia permitting, I would like to assist you.)

(12:58)Unum_Relicuum: Do you hear It? The melody of Gaia, the swan song of worlds?

(12:59)Stargazer: Yes. What does It want from me? Are we to save this world... or allow for its destruction?

(13:00)Unum_Relicuum: A profoundly unclear question, and right at the heart of the matter. I had hoped...

System: Incoming private message from user Hot Fuzz Facts:

(13:00)Hot Fuzz Facts: Thank you for subscribing to Hot Fuzz Facts! We will send you fun and interesting facts about the 2007 cinematic masterpiece Hot Fuzz every thirty minutes! To unsubscribe, please reply “[censored] OFF UP THE MODEL VILLAGE”.

(13:01)Stargazer: Uhm, sec.

System: Incoming private message from user Hot Fuzz Facts:

(13:01)Hot Fuzz Facts: Hot Fuzz Fact #1: Did you know that the 2007 cinematic masterpiece Hot Fuzz was released in 2007?

/block "HotFuzzFacts"

/report Hot Fuzz Facts Reporting for harassment and spam.

(13:02)Stargazer: I'm sorry, there was a spambot. Anyway...

(13:02)Unum_Relicuum: That's quite alright.

System: Incoming private message from user Hot Fuzz Facts 2:

(13:03)Hot Fuzz Facts 2: If you want to unsubscribe, please reply "[censored] OFF UP THE MODEL VILLAGE".

(13:03)Unum_Relicuum: What brings you to me?

/message reply [censored] OFF UP THE MODEL VILLAGE

/block "HotFuzzFacts2"

System: Incoming private message from user Hot Fuzz Facts 3:

(13:05)Hot Fuzz Facts 3: If you want to unsubscribe, please reply "[censored] OFF UP THE MODEL VILLAGE". Please include the quotation marks.

/message reply "[censored] OFF UP THE MODEL VILLAGE"

/block "HotFuzzFacts3"

System: Incoming private message from user Hot Fuzz Facts 4:

(13:06)Hot Fuzz Facts 4: If you want to unsubscribe, please reply "[censored] OFF UP THE MODEL VILLAGE". Please include the period.

/message reply "[censored] OFF UP THE MODEL VILLAGE".

System: Incoming private message from user Hot Fuzz Facts 4:

(13:07)Hot Fuzz Facts 4: If you want to unsubscribe, please reply "[censored] OFF UP THE MODEL VILLAGE". Please include the actual expletive.

/message reply How the [censored] can you even tell?

/block "HotFuzzFacts4"

System: Incoming private message from user Hot Fuzz Facts 5:

(13:08)Hot Fuzz Facts 5: Your unsubscription request has been received. We're sorry to see you go!

System: Incoming private message from user Hot Fuzz Facts 5:

(13:08)Hot Fuzz Facts 5: Please allow up to three (3) weeks for processing. Please include $4.52 USD for shipping and handling.

System: Incoming private message from user Hot Fuzz Facts 5:

(13:08)Hot Fuzz Facts 5: While you wait, please enjoy this complimentary Hot Fuzz Fact.

/block "HotFuzzFacts5"

System: Incoming private message from user Hot Fuzz Facts 6:

(13:09)Hot Fuzz Facts 6: Hot Fuzz Fact #2: Did you know that Saxon the Dog was almost a real police dog, but failed training for being too friendly?

(13:10)Unum_Relicuum: Friend?

(13:10)Stargazer: AAAAARRRRGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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[Unichat log --]

(13:12)ItsDuckKingKarl: This is weird

(13:12)ItsDuckKingKarl: It's almost like...

(13:12)ItsDuckKingKarl: No

(13:12)ItsDuckKingKarl: It's not just a transmission going through the universe

(13:12)ItsDuckKingKarl: It looked like that at first, but only because of some other ambient transmissions

(13:12)ItsDuckKingKarl: When I got close enough to resolve them I figured out what's really going on

(13:12)ItsDuckKingKarl: Someone's transmitting from a host outside this universe to an unspecified destination host

(13:12)ItsDuckKingKarl: Its a transmission with only one endpoint

(13:12)ItsDuckKingKarl: Like someone's probing for something and they're not sure where to find it

(13:13)OITHEOI: Do you have any idea who?

(13:13)ItsDuckKingKarl: Hmm

(13:13)ItsDuckKingKarl: I could look at the local server

(13:13)ItsDuckKingKarl: Assuming Pancake doesn't control it (but even then, it's easy enough to play it off as being concerned)

(13:14)OITHEOI: Do it.

(13:14)ItsDuckKingKarl: Okay

(13:20)ItsDuckKingKarl: It's a Unichat node

(13:20)ItsDuckKingKarl: I was able to retrieve a username

(13:20)ItsDuckKingKarl: Steve The Mew Hunter

(13:21)OITHEOI: I have absolutely no idea who this is.

(13:21)ItsDuckKingKarl: Me neither

(13:22)ItsDuckKingKarl: Nor me (this is Karl)

(13:22)ItsDuckKingKarl: This just gets better and better, doesn't it

(13:22)OITHEOI: Duckbot, pull out. We need to convene and make sense of this.

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[Unichat auxiliary records --]
Xenocartographer (Official Note): So guess who forgot to upload yesterday's page yesterday? This lady, that's who! D:
Seabiscuit: -snerk-
Those facts~~
I had to gather them for Xeno! edit delete reply
Steve the Mew hunter: I love you and your work. That was amazing. edit delete reply
Arbiter: You two have executed my vision stupendously. This was a thing of absolute beauty. Thank you. edit delete reply
Xylas_Incarnum: well... that's one annoying spam bot. edit delete reply
Arbiter: God, I know, right? edit delete reply
Scala: /message SonjaOfTheMoon You did well to escape from the Griddle, but the consequences of your actions are only now coming to fruition.

/message SonjaOfTheMoon With everyone about whom he's cared dead, Pancake has nothing to lose, and he will stop a billion hearts just to heal his own.

/message SonjaOfTheMoon He has found a timeline where he at last rules the world with the ones he loves still alive, but such that ours might merge with it, he plans to commit a truly terrible dead.

/message SonjaOfTheMoon You may be the only one who can stop this. By the gods, Sonja, I beg for your help. edit delete reply
SansTheComic: this... this isn't dnd. and you aren't an npc. edit delete reply
Seabiscuit: "he will stop a billion hearts just to heal his own."


Ohhh, this is so chilling and cool~ edit delete reply
Monoceros: Why contact Sonja? For her space wizadry? For her contacts to 'shatterpointy' people? Suggesting that she's somewhat responsible and then asking for help seems rather pressurising. edit delete reply
Temp Shoulder Angel: Well if you're concerned for Sonja being pressured why don't you say something to her to take the pressure off? I would but I'm not sure what to say. edit delete reply
Scala: Why, Monoceros, should I tell you my intentions? I have no reason to trust you, and so I must assume that you are trying to gather information for Pancake. edit delete reply
SansTheComic: ffs, is this another delta? wait, is this just a delta alt? edit delete reply
Steve the Mew hunter: I usually reach the conclusion "imitator" before "alternate identity" when it comes to things like that. And while it could be either, it could be either for multiple people. And let's face it, Delta was a DeepDark knock off. In all honesty, it's probably better to save the accusations for later, and just keep a cautious eye first. But I like that paranoia. edit delete reply
SansTheComic: huh. it worked! sort of...? edit delete reply
Steve the Mew hunter: Uh... was this my singing? Did I just confuse Duckbot with my song? edit delete reply
Steve the Mew hunter: /message Stargazer
Hey, sure you don't want help?
/message Stargazer
Looks like you won't be able to easily do your job.
/message Stargazer
We are on the same team after all.
/message Stargazer
I'll check with Naomi as well.


/message Xenocartographer
Sup, map makers? ConstelationViewer just got ultra spambotted by the Jury of Heathens, and I was wondering if I should try and assist, or if you have a different plan?
/message Xenocartographer
Also, I noticed Duckbot heard my song... or at least I'm assuming that's what it was.
/mussage Xenocartographer
So, I'm assuming you heard it too, and would like to ask, what do you think? Did it sound good? edit delete reply
Temp Shoulder Angel: PFT ha ha I think you did. edit delete reply
LightBringer: You know what, I wanna have some fun, and maybe learn something in the process. Let's see if I can fish for a duck.

/message ItsDuckKingKarl
Hello to the both of you.
I might be able to get some information to you about what you've just found involving Steve.
However, nothing comes free from me.
Here's how the game goes;
I ask three questions, you pick one and answer it, then you ask three questions, and I pick one and answer it.
We go back and forth until you don't answer a question.
Every time you answer a question of mine, I will answer a question of yours.
You can end the game at any time by deciding not to answer one of my questions.
Here are my three starting questions;
Question 1; What is the complete story of how you two are related to Pancake?
Question 2; What do you plan to do with and involving SonjaOfTheMoon?
Question 3; What is DuckBot's favorite colour? edit delete reply
Steve the Mew hunter: Dude, what? I didn't know what I was doing, how the heck are you supposed to? edit delete reply
Stargazer: Please, just kill me already. Let the suffering end. edit delete reply
Stargazer: Please, whatever gods of unichat there may be, accept this hackneyed thing as a valid command
/filter create "Fuzzblock_1.0"
/filter Fuzzblock_1.0 action=/block if user.contains("Fuzz") edit delete reply
Steve the Mew hunter: Honestly, a good idea to try. Best of luck! edit delete reply
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