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(12:23)System: User reddragonfall is joining #vague-omniscient-conspiracy.
(12:23)reddragonfall: Greetings fellow conspirators, how are you this fine (insert local time zone here)?
(12:26)reddragonfall: Fellow conspirators?
(12:27)System: User KittenLicks is now ACTIVE.
(12:27)KittenLicks: Oh, hello there, new purrson!
(12:28)reddragonfall: Hey, kitty!
(12:28)KittenLicks: :3
(12:28)KittenLicks: Apologies for the delay - dear Seabiscuit was upset and needed furale suppurrt 3:
(12:29)reddragonfall: Oh, with what?
(12:29)KittenLicks: Saving the world, of course! Where else are the kitties going to live?!
(12:30)System: User Seabiscuit is now ACTIVE.
(12:30)Seabiscuit: Haha, now I'm just waiting from a response from Rasputin...
(12:36)Seabiscuit: I [censored] UP D:
(12:36)KittenLicks: What's the meowtter, Seabiscat?
(12:36)Seabiscuit: hoijoifjwpokfew
(12:37)Seabiscuit: Let me send you the log D:
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(11:31)Seabiscuit: Ahh- You want to be my 'in'? You really want me to give away what I know about you to Pancake? Pancake??
(11:31)Seabiscuit: Also, more than the password... There's something else. The Satirical. Are there any loopholes to what you've done? The Shatterpoint Protection. I'm not asking *how* it works or anything, mind; Um, in exchange, there's... I know what Pancakes next moves are.
(12:32)System: User __RSPTN__ is now ACTIVE.
(12:32)__RSPTN__: Terribly sorry! I'm afraid multitasking had temporarily gotten the better of me.
(12:33)Seabiscuit: Oh?
(12:33)__RSPTN__: I'm currently micromanaging a battle. It's terrible for my concentration, let me tell you.
(12:34)Seabiscuit: Oh, your fight with Vampire?
(12:34)__RSPTN__: Now how would you know about that?
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/message OITHEOI I'm still working to find out more, but there are a few things I think we can deduce about what Rasputin has done given what I know about the situation. I can tell you what I know, but first: given who we're dealing with here, are you sure we can talk without him finding out? I have reason to suspect he may have more access to our conversations than he'd like us to believe.
System: Incoming private message from user OITHEOI:
(11:31)OITHEOI: I doubt Rasputin has special access to our chat logs. Nonetheless, if the matter concerns you, we can switch to a private server. Try /connect net.thoien.secure - if it asks you for credentials, wait for me to manually approve the connection.
/message reply Because you don't want to give me permanent access to your server?
System: Incoming private message from user OITHEOI:
(11:33)OITHEOI: Exactly. I would, however, like to know more about your theories.
System: Incoming private message from user OITHEOI:
(11:33)OITHEOI: Let the record state that imagining the expression on that smug [censored]hole's face justifies significant expense in my mind. I'm sure you have your own reasons, but I do appreciate the help. If this goes well, I suppose we could work together in the future.
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(12:40)reddragonfall: Oh my
(12:40)Turquoise: It's okay. We can play this off.
(12:41)Seabiscuit: O- oh?
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(12:51)Seabiscuit: Ahaha, I'm sorry, I had to take care of something spy-related.
(12:51)__RSPTN__: Oh? Ah, biscuit, the first rule of spycraft is don't tell the mark you're spying on them.
(12:52)Seabiscuit: Oh, I'm not, don't worry!
(12:53)Seabiscuit: I just heard about the fighting in Crimea and thought it could be you two. Thanks for confirming! :)
(12:54)__RSPTN__: Ooooooooh.
(12:55)__RSPTN__: Well... yes, by all means, go ahead! Nothing you know about me, to my knowledge, would be bad for Pancake to know.
(12:55)__RSPTN__: To the contrary, it might help me control him. :)
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/message GodsOfOlympus uhhh, so... about endsoftime? by now you've probably searched my chat history and found it clean, so... any information would be greatly appreciated?
System: Incoming private message from user GodsOfOlympus:
(12:49)GodsOfOlympus: I have. It truly does seem that you are what you say... but I'm afraid I still can't tell you much. Server secrets and all.
/message reply Dang. Really? I thought I could help answer some questions about him, or something.
System: Incoming private message from user GodsOfOlympus:
(12:51)GodsOfOlympus: I suppose a character witness could be useful. What can you tell me?
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Xenocartographer (Official Note): The remaining PMs - those to Pancake, that is - will be dealt with in the next page. Don't think I forgot :P

And welcome new reader reddragonfall, whose username is, amusingly enough, blue.
SansOfTheUnderground: nice title :P

ok, what to say... guys, remind me what good things has endsoftime done? edit delete reply
SansOfTheUnderground: can't wait to see what happens with Pancake. also:
/help edit delete reply
Arbiter: Ends trolled GOO once. That qualifies as a good thing in my book. Probably not helpful here, though.
What else? Well, Ends sending that message to Gods was what prompted DeepDark to make what I believe was their first ever comment, and since you could argue that it was DeepDark's influence that got us to actually start working as a team I suppose Ends was indirectly responsible for that. Granted, both of the objectives we've actually worked as a team towards (getting the authcodes and rescuing MrE) have been at cross purposes to Gods' plans, so I guess that's not helpful either.
Ends demonstrated that our actions do have consequences and we the readers can get banned, which might have discouraged us from doing some of the stupid things we might have done otherwise. That's a good thing, I guess? But I don't think we're allowed to tell Gods about that.
So, I guess my point is that Ends has done lots of good things, but Gods is too much of a narc to see them as such.
In conclusion: screw Gods, amirite? edit delete reply
Seabiscuit: Omg, that title, haha~~
Rasputin totally ignored my question about The Satirical... That sneak! edit delete reply
Xenocartographer: Rasputin, such a tease~ He really likes disorienting people to stay ahead of them, but if you follow up with a new /message, he'll answer. edit delete reply
Arbiter: Crap, did Theo really think I was talking about Rasputin when I said I was worried someone would be able to read our messages? Of course Rasputin doesn't have access to our logs, but Gods might! Especially if he was able to read a message MrE sent to his daughter through an ENCRYPTED CHANNEL. This has me a little paranoid. How much can Gods see? I was trying to avoid detection by not mentioning him by name, but apparently I was too subtle for Theo, lol. And of course, Theo already mentioned that he doesn't want to give Gods what he wants, so if Gods can see the log, he'll already know something's up. I've got to make sure GOO doesn't figure out exactly how much I know. But will this private server be safe from Gods? Is ANYTHING on the Internet safe from Gods?
/connect net.thoien.secure
/message OITHEOI I'm connecting now, but I must ask, are you sure this is completely secure? Are you certain that we can talk in private here, safe from the prying eyes of mortals and gods alike? For the eyes of men see little, but the eyes of gods see things that most presume are hidden to all.
There. If Theo still can't figure out what I mean then he doesn't deserve his place in the Chess Club. "Ah, you know less than you pretend." So do you, you smug moron. Shove it up your ultramarine [censored].
...I'm not salty. What are you talking about? edit delete reply
SansOfTheUnderground: not salty like the sea isn't? :P edit delete reply
Xenocartographer: Haha... I wonder, what might that misunderstanding signify? edit delete reply
Arbiter: @Xeno It did occur to me that maybe Theo did figure out what I meant and acted as if I was talking about Rasputin in order to throw Gods off. But acknowledging that would mean giving Theo credit, which I refuse to do. Lol. edit delete reply
Seabiscuit: ""Ah, you know less than you pretend." So do you, you smug moron. Shove it up your ultramarine [censored].
...I'm not salty. What are you talking about?"

-snerk- edit delete reply
Seabiscuit: /message __RSPTN__ HEY wait wait what about The Satirical? D: edit delete reply
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