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System: Incoming private message from user Seabiscuit:
(15:16)Seabiscuit: WELL! What would you want?~
/message reply That depends!
System: Incoming private message from user Seabiscuit:
(15:16)Seabiscuit: Oh? On what?
/message reply On what you have to offer.
System: Incoming private message from user Seabiscuit:
(15:17)Seabiscuit: Hhhnnnnnnnnn...
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System: Incoming private message from user KittenLicks:
(15:19)KittenLicks: Speaking on behalf of my good friend Seabiscuit, we have nothing you want, but we have something you fear. And if we don't get what we want VERY soon, that something you fear will become a horrifying reality that will encompass your entire existence. Or maybe we don't, or we want you to think we don't, or we want to know how much you're willing to offer to prevent it. All equally paws-ible.
System: Incoming private message from user KittenLicks:
(15:19)KittenLicks: :3
/message reply Ooooooooooh. Interesting!
/message reply Too bad I don't believe you.
System: Incoming private message from user KittenLicks:
(15:20)KittenLicks: ...
/message reply ;)
System: Incoming private message from user KittenLicks:
(15:20)KittenLicks: You have forced my hand paw... LET THERE BE KITTIES.
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/message Seabiscuit You wouldn't happen to know a user operating under the alias KittenLicks, would you?
System: Incoming private message from user Seabiscuit:
(15:21)Seabiscuit: O- oh? Yeah, her chat color's nice...
/message reply They have no sense of how to threaten people. ;P How about you?
System: Incoming private message from user Seabiscuit:
(15:22)Seabiscuit: Nuuuuuuuuuu I'm not of threat don't hate me I'm your biggest fan I'll do anything ;~~~;
/message reply Would you juggle seven badgers while upside-down and naked?
System: Incoming private message from user Seabiscuit:
(15:24)Seabiscuit: wh
/message reply https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Badger
/message reply Would you juggle seven of them, while upside-down, and naked?
System: Incoming private message from user Seabiscuit:
(15:25)Seabiscuit: Y- you know what I meant! D:
System: Incoming private message from user Seabiscuit:
(15:25)Seabiscuit: you friggin troll D:
/message reply Oh, definitely!
/message reply Frankly, you're an enigma, and that makes you a threat by default. But are you an enigma to all of us? That is the question.
System: Incoming private message from user Seabiscuit:
(15:26)Seabiscuit: Huh?
/message reply I want to know what Eugene is up to.
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(15:40)System: User DeepDark is joining #vague-omnipresent-council.
(15:40)DeepDark: Make no mistake, I do not have a common cause with your so called Vague Omnipresent Council.
(15:40)DeepDark: But it is in my interests to help you, this time. Accept my help, or don't.
(15:40)DeepDark: You have the right idea with your message to _RSPTN_, but his demands are often... excessive, and his answers... Incomplete. He enjoys aggravating people.
(15:40)DeepDark: You seek knowledge about your past. Ask an history professor.
/message bloodshoes good day, Professor. I'm a student at Algernon U, I'm doing a research about Gaian agitators. What would you say Gaia, both as a concept and as a term, truly meant to them?
System: Incoming private message from user bloodshoes:
(15:43)bloodshoes: Well, that depends. Gaia as understood by their leadership is quite different from what they tell the rank and file. Which would you like to know about?
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Xenocartographer (Official Note): I love it when my audience writes my comic for me. :)
Arbiter: Hey, remember when this comic was about fictional people? :P edit delete reply
Xenocartographer: Remember when this comic was about relationship drama and Sonja being annoyed at a spambot? Unichat is a deep rabbit hole, m8. edit delete reply
Seabiscuit: -snerk- That title~ Omg, Rasputin really is the best, hahahaha. I love how I'm just like wh and he links me to the badger wiki article holy shit
What Eugene is up to... Hmmmmm. I wonder if Rasputin is aware of his fun with time travelers and Etamnanki... edit delete reply
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