(14:16)System: Initiating private chat with active user AdmiralPancake.
/message metampsychotic well, wish me lukc
System: Incoming private message from user metampsychotic:
/message reply luck*
(14:17)Admiral Pancake: Well, look what we have here. The prodigal son returns. (14:17)pwnz0rz: is this like that one movie form the 70s (14:18)pwnz0rz: b/c if u try tath [censored] im gonna make like a tree and stop talking 2 u (14:18)pwnz0rz: and gnerally speaking, plants dont talk (14:19)pwnz0rz: i guess it could be the blue palnt lady from farscape but thats just a human w/ bodypiant (14:19)pwnz0rz: but if ur going 2 reffernce 20nd centry sci fi i may as well follow suite (14:22)Admiral Pancake: I'm sorry, you're making absolutely no sense. I'll come back later when you've decided to sober up. (14:22)pwnz0rz: you pointed a gun at a guy that pointed a gun at metas parents (14:25)Admiral Pancake: I suppose I may have done something along those lines. (14:25)pwnz0rz: i should hope so, for ur sake (14:25)pwnz0rz: itst the only reason im taking u up on youre tim traval offer (14:25)pwnz0rz: honestly you shold be flattered (14:25)pwnz0rz: ive nown exactly 1 tim in my lfie and honestly [censored] that guy (14:28)pwnz0rz: some1 tried to hurt meta even more than i ever could (14:28)pwnz0rz: and that cant happen (14:33)Admiral Pancake: Time travel is fundamentally paradoxical in nature. It can't exactly be taught. (14:33)pwnz0rz: well thast [censored] useful now innit (14:34)Admiral Pancake: You misunderstand me. It can't be taught, but it can be learned. (14:35)Admiral Pancake: I've prepared a series of puzzles for you. They can only be solved by manipulating time. I've used them to train previous agents with adequate success. (14:35)Admiral Pancake: The first step of your training will be solve these puzzles. (14:36)pwnz0rz: im not teh besta t puzzles (14:37)pwnz0rz: wut if i [censored] them up like i do everything else