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[Unichat log --]
(14:46)EntropicPhantom: Dude, you really need to stop doing that.
(14:47)pwnz0rz: showing up 2 tlak about myself without checking the context first? kinda yah
(14:47)EntropicPhantom: Like, I get that you're excited - it's a sensible thing to be excited about, don't get me wrong, but we were kiiiiinda having a personal- wait, what?
(14:47)pwnz0rz: i said ur right
(14:48)pwnz0rz: is that realy so suprising?
(14:48)EntropicPhantom: Honestly? A little, yes.
(14:48)pwnz0rz: yah
(14:48)pwnz0rz: i no :(
(14:49)pwnz0rz: look man, uve nown me for a long time
(14:49)pwnz0rz: im not very self aware, u no?
(14:50)EntropicPhantom: ...that's... huh.
(14:50)EntropicPhantom: Are you sure you're Luke?
(14:51)pwnz0rz: certain people have said certain stuff to me resently
(14:51)pwnz0rz: ...
(14:51)pwnz0rz: alex
(14:52)EntropicPhantom: Hm?
(14:53)pwnz0rz: does sonja really not like me???
(14:54)EntropicPhantom: What?
(14:54)EntropicPhantom: Uh, not to my knowledge, dude, but she could answer that better than me.
(14:55)pwnz0rz: oh
(14:55)pwnz0rz: i dont realy think thats somthing i no how to ask her
(14:55)EntropicPhantom: You do know she can read this, right?
(14:56)pwnz0rz: [censored]
(14:56)pwnz0rz: wel lthen
(14:56)pwnz0rz: 2day just isnt my best day evar
(14:57)pwnz0rz: u ever half one of thos days, man
(14:57)pwnz0rz: when teh univers e just desided to take a poop on ur face
(14:58)EntropicPhantom: I can't say I've ever "halved" a day, no :P
(14:58)pwnz0rz: god dam it
(14:58)pwnz0rz: see this is what i mean
(14:59)pwnz0rz: cant even compalin properly :p
(15:00)pwnz0rz: or spell
(15:00)pwnz0rz: but thats always
(15:01)System: User SonjaOfTheMoon has connected.
(15:01)SonjaOfTheMoon: Perhaps if you would put in a modicum of effort, or, heaven forbid, figure out what a shift key is...
(15:01)pwnz0rz: its the thing you use to make a colon for emoji :p
(15:01)pwnz0rz: ...sory
(15:02)SonjaOfTheMoon: What for?
(15:02)pwnz0rz: probalby shouldnt make jokes when ur upset
(15:03)SonjaOfTheMoon: Uhm. What makes you think I'm upset?
(15:03)pwnz0rz: u logged of
(15:03)pwnz0rz: f
(15:04)SonjaOfTheMoon: Oh, right, I was going to explain that. Somehow, the base's primary comms antenna came out of alignment - we were beaming signals into the Pacific Ocean for a moment there. So meta's been talking about me behind my back?
(15:05)EntropicPhantom: Oh, God, that sounds bad.
(15:05)pwnz0rz: wait what
(15:05)pwnz0rz: about meta
(15:05)pwnz0rz: also your antenna
(15:05)pwnz0rz: but about meta
(15:06)SonjaOfTheMoon: Well, I'm pretty sure Alex wouldn't hypothesize about me secretly disliking you. I don't, by the way, even if you are something of a typo-themed idiot.
(15:06)SonjaOfTheMoon: And yeah, it's pretty worrying... though not as much as the local conspiracy theorists are going to make it out as, I'm sure.
(15:06)pwnz0rz: oh
(15:06)EntropicPhantom: Haha, you were telling me about one where an optics experiment was a space death ray?
(15:07)SonjaOfTheMoon: Aha! Oh, wow, yes, thank you for reminding me - that's always a hoot. Oh, God, did he really think someone could run a laser weapon off a single solar panel...
(15:07)pwnz0rz: sonja
(15:07)SonjaOfTheMoon: Ah, man, that never gets old!
(15:07)pwnz0rz: sonja...
(15:08)SonjaOfTheMoon: Hm?
(15:08)pwnz0rz: pls dont be mad at meta, she was upset
(15:08)pwnz0rz: also
(15:08)pwnz0rz: shed take crisism from u 2 hard
(15:08)pwnz0rz: idk if shed ever get over it :(
(15:09)SonjaOfTheMoon: Why don't you let her speak for herself, hm?
(15:09)SonjaOfTheMoon: Don't worry, I get it. Besides, you two seemed to have patched things up by now...
(15:10)pwnz0rz: Hm?
(15:10)EntropicPhantom: http://i.imgur.com/sNFfo.jpg
(15:10)EntropicPhantom: http://i.imgur.com/6A5d1pL.png
(15:11)SonjaOfTheMoon: And while we're at it...
(15:12)pwnz0rz: wow
(15:12)pwnz0rz: screw you too guys
(15:13)SonjaOfTheMoon: Are you asking for a three-way?
(15:13)SonjaOfTheMoon: 'Cause, well
(15:13)SonjaOfTheMoon: It doesn't get much kinkier than low-gravity sex, hm?
(15:14)System: pwnz0rz has left the channel.
(15:15)EntropicPhantom: High five?
(15:15)SonjaOfTheMoon: High five!
(15:16)EntropicPhantom: ...okay, but, look, if you're actually into cybersex...
(15:16)*SonjaOfTheMoon eyebrows.*
(15:17)SonjaOfTheMoon: Why, whatever do you mean?
(15:17)EntropicPhantom: Well, I mean, it'd be... I dunno, it sounds interesting?
(15:18)SonjaOfTheMoon: Interesting, huh?
(15:18)EntropicPhantom: Yeah, interesting, like-
(15:18)EntropicPhantom: Like something I'd be interested in.
(15:19)SonjaOfTheMoon: With me?
(15:20)EntropicPhantom: Yes!
(15:20)SonjaOfTheMoon: Well then~
(15:21)System: User SonjaOfTheMoon has disconnected.
(15:22)EntropicPhantom: ...
/message pwnz0rz I think I just got cockblocked by orbital dynamics.
System: Incoming private message from user pwnz0rz
(15:23)pwnz0rz: sux2beu
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[Unichat auxiliary records --]
Xenocartographer (Official Note): Blatant ship-teasing? Whatever do you mean?
Seabiscuit: The way Pwnz talks makes my brain itch, but I think he's my favorite. Him or Sonja.:D Yes!! Fed ex strikes again!... Pffft. "typo-themed idiot." edit delete reply
eggplantSerenade: how early in advance did he prepare those stock photos? edit delete reply
Xenocartographer: I mean, I just Google'd "imgur horse mask" and had it in a matter of seconds, so edit delete reply
Catalystyc: Much like the ending of Inception, this could go either way. I loved the technical speak in the previous entry, by the way, as well as the plots being revealed (Who is the bad guy? I can't tell.), but I was too late in commenting... Back to recent events, connection issues just popping up? Sounds scary. Cybersex can wait. Oh wait, it will have to. edit delete reply
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