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[Unichat log --]
(07:22)System: You have 3 new messages and 742 old messages.
(07:22)System: Displaying message one (1) of three (3)...
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4 Aug 2083 (Yesterday)
(18:34)bloodshoes: hey there :)
(18:33)bloodshoes: i need your help with something
(18:34)bloodshoes: it's totally legal and not a scam
(18:34)bloodshoes: you could make a lot of money
(18:34)bloodshoes: but only if you respond fast, someone else could steal my offer first
(18:34)bloodshoes: and neither of us want that, do we? :)
(18:41)bloodshoes: i guess you're not there rn. if you're interested, come find me in #legitimate-offer-cave
(18:41)bloodshoes: i'll be waiting :D
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/block bloodshoes
/report bloodshoes Another [censored] bot. This isn't the first time I've had to block this one, either.
/message next
System: Displaying message two (2) of three (3)...
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4 Aug 2083 (Yesterday)
(19:12)pwnz0rz: yo sonja
(19:13)pwnz0rz: idk if u'll be awake rn but do u have any idea where the [censored] mr green nerd butt is
(19:13)pwnz0rz: he was supossed to meet me for a raid, is't not like him to bail
(19:14)pwnz0rz: so...
(19:22)pwnz0rz: ok ur asleep sorry
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/message reply I'll see if I can get ahold of him.
/query EntropicPhantom

(07:35)System: Initiating private chat with active user EntropicPhantom.
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(07:36)SonjaOfTheMoon: Alex?
(07:38)SonjaOfTheMoon: Hey, you up yet?
(07:42)*SonjaOfTheMoon drums her fingers on the table.*
(07:44)SonjaOfTheMoon: Alexaaaaaaander~~~
(07:45)EntropicPhantom: AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
(07:45)EntropicPhantom: EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE AND METAPHORICALLY ON FIRE
(07:46)SonjaOfTheMoon: O_O
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[Unichat auxiliary records --]
Xenocartographer (Official Note): And here we go, folks. Unichat, the bizarro webcomic that's a bunch of chat logs, is going live. Please keep your arms and legs inside the vehicle until the ride comes to a complete stop. :D
Xenocartographer: Extra special thanks to MatthewJA for layout design assistance. edit delete reply
HamstringSweater: I'm digging the story so far, however i have failed to keep my arms or legs inside the vehicle. Ironically enough, they're all fine, but i was decapitated by a low hanging tree branch edit delete reply
Adi: Okay so I'm wondering if Unichat is either: a really huge thing that everyone is part of, or more of an obscure thing in this world. edit delete reply
Xenocartographer: Ah, definitely the former! You'll see more on this topic in just a bit~ edit delete reply
RealmLord: Hmm. I wonder, are his shoes full of blood, covered in blood, or what? edit delete reply
GourmetPie22771: MUREREREREREDERERERER edit delete reply
endsoftime: Wow, Sonja's changed quite a bit over time, hasn't she? ;3 edit delete reply
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