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(13:35)metampsychotic: i f-u-c-k-i-n-g hate you rn
(13:35)metampsychotic: i'm sorry
(13:35)metampsychotic: that's how i feel
(13:36)metampsychotic: you're pushy and aggressive and you don't give me enough space
(13:36)metampsychotic: and i
(13:36)metampsychotic: im sorry
(13:36)metampsychotic: but this is killing me
(13:38)metampsychotic: sorry
(13:38)metampsychotic: i hope you're not...
(13:39)pwnz0rz: not what
(13:39)metampsychotic: going to take this too hard :(
(13:40)pwnz0rz: holy $h1t meta
(13:40)pwnz0rz: how else am i supposed to take it???
(13:40)pwnz0rz: my girlfriend "f-u-c-k-i-n-g hate"s me and wont even tell me why
(13:40)pwnz0rz: of course im going to take that hard
(13:40)metampsychotic: i did
(13:40)metampsychotic: i gave you exactly the reasons
(13:40)metampsychotic: do you want me to quote them? because i can do that
(13:41)metampsychotic: but i don't think i have to
(13:41)metampsychotic: they're right there, in black and yellow
(13:42)pwnz0rz: yeah
(13:42)pwnz0rz: a bumble bee of being a jerk
(13:42)pwnz0rz: that was stupid and i apolagise
(13:43)metampsychotic: kinda
(13:43)pwnz0rz: but thats not reasons
(13:44)pwnz0rz: its vauge kinda sorta reason ish things
(13:44)pwnz0rz: too vauge to act on
(13:45)metampsychotic: ???
(13:45)pwnz0rz: if u want me to change my behavior you need to be more specific >_>
(13:46)metampsychotic: uhm
(13:47)metampsychotic: i dont want you to change anything
(13:47)metampsychotic: i'm calling our relationship off
(13:49)metampsychotic: i am your ex girlfriend
(13:49)metampsychotic: and i'm sorry
(13:49)metampsychotic: this is hard for me too :(
(13:52)pwnz0rz: oh
(13:53)pwnz0rz: i see
(13:54)pwnz0rz: youre sure?
(13:55)metampsychotic: uhm
(13:55)metampsychotic: pretty sure...
(13:56)pwnz0rz: you could
(13:56)pwnz0rz: i mean
(13:56)pwnz0rz: we where together for a long time
(13:57)pwnz0rz: it seems kind of sudden to just call that off
(13:57)pwnz0rz: you know?
(13:57)metampsychotic: i guess...
(13:58)pwnz0rz: remember leo gliding together?
(13:59)metampsychotic: omg
(13:59)metampsychotic: yeah
(13:59)pwnz0rz: i was going to take you up there again
(14:00)pwnz0rz: uncle joes companys doing another promotion
(14:01)pwnz0rz: and theres this tiny little cabin
(14:02)pwnz0rz: i was going to go gliding with you
(14:02)pwnz0rz: and wed land there
(14:03)pwnz0rz: and do anniversary stuff
(14:04)metampsychotic: omg, that is coming up :(
(14:05)pwnz0rz: i spent alot of time planning it
(14:05)metampsychotic: it... sounds really nice
(14:06)pwnz0rz: it could still happen
(14:06)pwnz0rz: what do you say we put the hating stuff aside for a sec
(14:06)pwnz0rz: think about good memories
(14:06)pwnz0rz: like being in the air
(14:06)pwnz0rz: and birthdays
(14:06)pwnz0rz: and rehabilitating that kitten
(14:06)pwnz0rz: and stuff
(14:06)pwnz0rz: and come back to this for a less angry chat later?
(14:07)metampsychotic: ...
(14:07)metampsychotic: you're serious about the gliding?
(14:07)pwnz0rz: yes!
(14:08)metampsychotic: okay
(14:08)metampsychotic: one condition
(14:09)pwnz0rz: sup
(14:09)*metampsychotic conjures a horsemask from the digital aether*
(14:09)metampsychotic: this :D
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[Unichat auxiliary records --]
Xenocartographer (Official Note): Hey guys. I've slipped up a bit. I was originally going for a Monday-Wednesday-Friday update schedule... and I may have overestimated my free time. I've already exhausted my buffered pages and missed Wednesday's update. As such, as of now, I am switching to a Tuesday-Thursday update schedule. Updates will go live at 8:30 PM EST.
Xenocartographer (Official Note): Just for the record, I do not condone this sort of behavior. If you're feeling disoriented, check the timestamps on comic 14.
Seabiscuit: OHHHH Tbh I was kinda feelin Pwnz x Sonja and now I feel like I can ship that MWAHAHAHA.... Dang, for real though. Poor Pwnz. Or poor Meta? Gosh. edit delete reply
Dellis: YAY unichat is back!!

I've actually been checking the address day in day out for YEARS in the hope I'd find again the reassuring black screen with chatlogs on and NOW IT'S BACK!

I cannot describe how you feel after getting countless 404 errors for days checking the page in the belief one day it'll be on again, and then one day when you least expect it after years you check the page and see again the reassuring black screen. With chatlogs on it.

I love your webcomic. Thanks for it.

(Actually, I'm confused. Should I call it webcomic since there's no comics? Web...script?) xD edit delete reply
Xenocartographer: I... ...wow. You've pretty much made my week. Thank you. And I don't know if I have a good answer to your question - I just call it a webcomic, but yeah, there isn't really that great a word for it! edit delete reply
Text: That was a little manipulative of Pwn, to be honest. I mean, I get the idea that was kinda the point, and flawed characters are a Good Thing. But eh, the way it's written gives me the idea he knew exactly what he was doing there. edit delete reply
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