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(15:30)System: User SonjaOfTheMoon has connected.
(15:31)SonjaOfTheMoon: Sorry about that. Where were we?
(15:32)EntropicPhantom: We were, uhm
(15:32)EntropicPhantom: talking about cybersex.
(15:33)SonjaOfTheMoon: What about it?
(15:34)EntropicPhantom: Well, uhm, we were...
(15:34)EntropicPhantom: I'm not sure how serious it was, but I-
(15:35)EntropicPhantom: You can read the log, you know. You're just trying to make me embarrassed.
(15:35)SonjaOfTheMoon: I am? That doesn't sound very much like me. I'm a supportive friend - why would I do that, hm?
(15:35)EntropicPhantom: 'Cause you're a troll, duh!
(15:36)SonjaOfTheMoon: :O Alex! I will not tolerate such defamation of my character!
(15:36)EntropicPhantom: Then why not just scroll up instead of asking suggestive questions? :P
(15:36)SonjaOfTheMoon: http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/i-came-out-to-have-a-good-time-and-i-m-honestly-feeling-so-attacked-right-now
(15:37)EntropicPhantom: Oh, gosh
(15:37)EntropicPhantom: I think we're nerds, Sonja.
(15:38)SonjaOfTheMoon: Haha, whatever gave you that idea? ...she says with a debugger open in another window, oh gosh
(15:39)EntropicPhantom: Hey, so, are we doing this?
(15:41)SonjaOfTheMoon: I... I want to say yes, but I think I'm getting cold feet. I'm sorry.
(15:42)EntropicPhantom: Haha, don't be, it's your decision! And honestly, I was worried about messing up our friendship.
(15:42)SonjaOfTheMoon: That's fair. I mean, it's not like we could ever have that kind of relationship anyway. Stupid moon.
(15:43)EntropicPhantom: Stupid moon indeed.
(15:44)EntropicPhantom: Academic curiosity, what do you think of long-distance relationships?
(15:45)SonjaOfTheMoon: I'm afraid I'm going to shoot you down here. I'm not ready for that kind of commitment.
(15:46)EntropicPhantom: Haha, wow, that was... direct. I appreciate it.
(15:47)SonjaOfTheMoon: I never did get the intricacies of diplomacy. I hope I haven't upset you.
(15:48)EntropicPhantom: Pffft, nah, it was just a spur of the moment kind of thought, don't worry.
(15:48)EntropicPhantom: So what are you debugging?
(15:48)SonjaOfTheMoon: Oh! A module for Alicia. Erm, Revie. Whichever I've called her around you before.
(15:49)EntropicPhantom: Revie... which is weird, come to think of it, I'm always Alex to you :P
(15:50)SonjaOfTheMoon: Alicia, then. It's a cache for their state-based search system. I need it working properly or my own code falls to O(n^2).
(15:51)EntropicPhantom: ...way over my head, I'm afraid
(15:51)SonjaOfTheMoon: There's a thing, and it stores things for a thing, but sometimes it forgets to store a thing, so other things have to look up things, and my thing looks up a lot of things, so it's too slow because that's too many things per thing.
(15:52)EntropicPhantom: That sentence is too many things.
(15:53)SonjaOfTheMoon: Your face is that sentence.
(15:54)EntropicPhantom: Your face is... I dunno, I've never actually seen it. Probably cute.
(15:55)SonjaOfTheMoon: http://i.imgur.com/k8BZ9Ix.png
(15:56)EntropicPhantom: I knew it!
(15:57)SonjaOfTheMoon: That I'm a black ellipsoid?
(15:58)EntropicPhantom: Way to play along, gosh D:
(15:59)SonjaOfTheMoon: I've had an eventful day. I'm sorry.
(16:00)EntropicPhantom: Haha, so you have :D Speaking of days, I've got class in 15
(16:00)SonjaOfTheMoon: And yet you were going to cyber with me, huh?
(16:01)EntropicPhantom: ...point
(16:02)EntropicPhantom: Hey, uhm, don't... don't read too much into that, right? We're just good friends, okay?
(16:02)SonjaOfTheMoon: Of course. Enjoy your class.
(16:03)EntropicPhantom: Haha, not likely, it's bioooooooologyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
(16:03)EntropicPhantom: But thanks. Bye for now!
(16:03)SonjaOfTheMoon: Bye!
(16:04)System: User EntropicPhantom has disconnected.
System: You have been idle for ten (10) minutes - setting status to AWAY.
/message pwnz0rz Oh god, I'm an IDIOT.
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Xenocartographer (Official Note): Aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I forgot to enqueue this this morning and now I'm like 17 minutes late updating D: Please don't hate me, y'all!
Seabiscuit: "Your face is that sentence" Hahahaha~~~ Omg, these two are adorable. Long distance, hmph, go for it! Almost as OTP as pwn x Sonja >D edit delete reply
Xenocartographer: Ah, Becky, I love you, but you really need to rethink your life ship choices. edit delete reply
Catalystyc: The fate of all nerds with close female acquaintances.
The friendzone.
The location in which the casually indifferent to movement encounters the nervously hesitant to push.
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Xenocartographer: Haha, maybe you should reread the last line here~ ...also, hey, no, there's dating nerds out there, okay? I hate to hear someone sound like they're giving up D: edit delete reply
Catalystyc: I'll have you know, I am saving myself for a fun and easygoing AI that shares my interests and is willing to commit to a long term relationship. Let me know if you make any ;) edit delete reply
Dellis: Dammit! That was so close! I shop those two so hard XD edit delete reply
Dellis: ... Ship*. Ship those two so hard. My autocorrect's VOT pwnz0rzitis. edit delete reply
Dellis: Got*. Whatever the [censored] is VOT anyway? Stupid phone. edit delete reply
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