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[Unichat log --]
/auth SonjaOfTheMoon
Password: **********************
(07:44)System: Authentication successful!
(07:44)System: Welcome back, SonjaOfTheMoon! It has been fourteen (14) hours since your last login.
(07:44)System: You are currently in channel #main-lobby.
(07:44)System: You have two (2) unread private message. Do you wish to view your inbox?
> Yes

(07:44)System: You have two new messages and 745 old messages.
(07:44)System: Displaying message one (1) of two (2)...
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5 Aug 2083 (Today)
(02:02)HadesRealmOfficial: Your support ticket "Rules question regarding anti-latency heuristics" (ticket 54672) has been answered!
(02:02)HadesRealmOfficial: Dear SonjaOfTheMoon:
Generally speaking, macros as such aren't supposed to make any complex decisions, but there are certainly precedents for using them to solve latency issues. Given your unusual situation, I'm going to rule in the affirmative here. You have official blessing to use any game scripting functionality to work around the speed of light.
And, speaking informally here, we're excited to have you! Frankly, the idea of someone playing our game from a different planet is really, really cool. Feel free to follow up on this ticket if you run into any trouble, and good luck!
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/message mark
(07:44)System: Message marked as important.
/message next
(07:44)System: Displaying message two (2) of two (2)...
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5 Aug 2083 (Today)
(02:47)EntropicPhantom: pwnz knew something you didn't? What is this, the apocalypse?
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/message reply Possibly. Ugh, I did not sleep well...
/message ReverseTheStreams Hey, what's up?
System: Incoming private message from user ReverseTheStreams
ReverseTheStreams: Oh, there you are! Put simply, we've run afoul of a business rival... one with a reputation for unscrupulous business. I think you can imagine why we're worried.
/message reply Gods.
System: Incoming private message from user ReverseTheStreams
ReverseTheStreams: Yup.
/message reply Give me a sec to think about how to respond to this, please.
/connect org.private.moon
resolving server name...
found server org.private.moon
connecting...
connection established
(07:45)System: Welcome to the lunar intranet. If you are experiencing a systems crisis, contact an administrator IMMEDIATELY.
/message services coffeebot {size=8oz, cream=0}
(07:46)System: Request received! Delivery in one (1) minute.

^D
disconnected from org.private.moon
resuming previous connection
/message reply Okay, lay it on me.
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Xenocartographer (Official Note): The moon has a coffee-delivery robot, and that's basically everything you need to know about my writing style.
Seabiscuit: "745 old messages" haha, a PM hoarder like me. Woah, that PM from Hadesrealm- Awwwww. I'd be excited to have someone from the moon playing my game, too. Omg, that coffee bot! edit delete reply
Catalystyc: I can't tell if Sonja snorted, rolled her eyes, or smirked at that different planet comment. I love all the commands in this one. Do you have any documentation on the lunar intranet services? Or the coffeebot in particular? edit delete reply
Xenocartographer: I'm going to go with all of the above. And yes, but you don't get to see it, tilde~ edit delete reply
Dellis: Things start taking form. Sonja's research for the game could be quite interesting to some people... xD edit delete reply
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