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[Unichat log --]
event log :: automated agent /dev/SEC4/west/radar/2
1032 hours :: log begins
event RADAR02.THRESHOLD.IMPINGED
radar contact designated YANKEE-001
attempting IFF resolution...
WARNING! database /etc/remote/iff_defs :: LINK UNAVAILABLE
fallback: YANKEE-001 assigned IFF status BOGEY
YANKEE-001 trajectory resolved :: vector THETA-EIGHTEEN / BETA-EIGHT
ALARM! YANKEE-001 trajectory indicates LUNAR SURFACE IMPACT. projected time of contact: 1244 hours
notifying authorities...
WARNING! contact /var/spool/main/traffic :: LINK UNAVAILABLE
attempting bypass... ALARM! bypass unsuccessful

COULD NOT DISPATCH CONTACT NOTIFICATION. SCANNING FOR OPEN PORTS.
found zero (0) open ports. log dispatched to all those ports. any receiver: declare emergency!

event log :: 1034 hours :: log ends
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[Unichat auxiliary records --]
Xenocartographer (Official Note): So this got held up by some technical difficulties the first time I tried to post it, which is... weirdly fitting, really.
Seabiscuit: .... OH DEAR.D: edit delete reply
Catalystyc: I called it :D. He is going to the moon (/dev /etc /var. Am I installing Arch again?). So, has the lunar tech reached such a state of disrepair, or does the wifi router have the Pancake brand on it? edit delete reply
Xenocartographer: POSIX is here to stay, if nothing else because I can make really nerdy jokes. The rest I can neither confirm nor deny. edit delete reply
Dellis: "Hey, no worries! You've got a crisis coming, but I managed to warn exactly 0 of all 0 people I had in my contact list!"

Well, reassuring~ edit delete reply
Xenocartographer: Haha, see the page title~ edit delete reply
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