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(12:47)System: User EntropicPhantom is joining #moon-butt.
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System: Users in this channel:
System: SonjaOfTheMoon
System: pwnz0rz (AWAY)
(12:48)EntropicPhantom: You neither, huh?
(12:49)SonjaOfTheMoon: Huh?
(12:49)EntropicPhantom: Ah, your PM said you didn't sleep well.
(12:50)SonjaOfTheMoon: Oh, right. Something's off with the air recyclers - I keep getting woken up by smells. You?
(12:50)EntropicPhantom: That sounds bad...
(12:50)SonjaOfTheMoon: I spent a good part of yesterday pacifying the others about that, and frankly I can't be bothered to do it again. Check the logs if you want.
(12:51)EntropicPhantom: Uh, alright. Aside from tired, how're you?
(12:52)SonjaOfTheMoon: As good as ever, I suppose. I do have some news.
(12:52)EntropicPhantom: Oh? Last I heard, you were traumatized by pwnz knowing something you didn't.
(12:52)SonjaOfTheMoon: Oh gods, don't remind me. I'll get him back, I swear.
(12:52)SonjaOfTheMoon: No, this is good news.
(12:53)EntropicPhantom: Well?~
(12:54)SonjaOfTheMoon: "Generally speaking, macros as such aren't supposed to make any complex decisions, but there are certainly precedents for using them to solve latency issues. Given your unusual situation, I'm going to rule in the affirmative here. You have official blessing to use any game scripting functionality to work around the speed of light."
(12:54)SonjaOfTheMoon: "And, speaking informally here, we're excited to have you! Frankly, the idea of someone playing our game from a different planet is really, really cool. Feel free to follow up on this ticket if you run into any trouble, and good luck!"
(12:55)EntropicPhantom: Ah, nice! So you'll be joining us, then?!
(12:56)SonjaOfTheMoon: Hopefully. Any API references you can get me would help.
(12:56)SonjaOfTheMoon: I must confess, I snickered at the planet comment.
(12:57)EntropicPhantom: I'd recommend getting started with the official wiki. Connect to the main Hades Realm server, it should be intuitive enough from there. Check out the metagame guides too, those will go a long way (disregard anything written by BasaddDargon though, they're a troll).
(12:57)EntropicPhantom: I'm surprised you didn't take them to task for calling the moon a planet.
(12:57)EntropicPhantom: Hm, maybe I could send along some logs from our games... Oh, and check out the tutorial, of course! That's single-player.
(12:57)EntropicPhantom: The forums are also really helpful, or you can always ping me.
(12:58)SonjaOfTheMoon: What? Me, ask for help?
(12:58)SonjaOfTheMoon: I'm not always so persnickety, gosh.
(12:58)EntropicPhantom: I thought it'd be nice to offer, gosh
(12:59)SonjaOfTheMoon: :)
(12:59)EntropicPhantom: woah
(12:59)EntropicPhantom: Sonja emoted???
(13:00)SonjaOfTheMoon: I'm in a surprisingly good mood. Try not to faint.
(13:00)*EntropicPhantom faints.*
(13:00)SonjaOfTheMoon: Well, dang.
(13:01)EntropicPhantom: Maybe I'm a time-travelling Victorian lady.
(13:01)SonjaOfTheMoon: ...oh gods.
(13:01)SonjaOfTheMoon: I have no desire to draw that. Seriously. None at all. It's not going to happen. Why would you ever think that? I certainly don't find the thought adorable or anything, no sir.
(13:02)EntropicPhantom: Well, when you don't draw it, I definitely don't want to see it.
(13:02)SonjaOfTheMoon: Of course not.
(13:04)SonjaOfTheMoon: As enjoyably silly as this all is, I should get back to work. Rev's asked for complexity analysis, benchmarking, and comparative cost/benefit analysis of a certain refactoring. I've never had sex, but I imagine it's basically the same thing.
(13:04)EntropicPhantom: Huh?
(13:04)SonjaOfTheMoon: Does the word "squee" mean anything to you?
(13:05)EntropicPhantom: Haha, okay~ It's nice to see you enjoying something!
(13:05)*SonjaOfTheMoon squees.*
(13:05)SonjaOfTheMoon: Right. *cough* Back to work.
(13:05)EntropicPhantom: Seeya!

System: SonjaOfTheMoon has been idle for ten (10) minutes - setting status to AWAY.
System: You have been idle for ten (10) minutes - setting status to AWAY.

(13:23)pwnz0rz: so my roommates under arrest for high treason
(13:23)pwnz0rz: sup with you guys
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Xenocartographer (Official Note): Have some ship teasing. And, uh, something that's definitely not a Chekhov's gun, which, apparently, I've been spelling wrong for years.
Seabiscuit: BasaddDargon? Hahahah. FedEx is at it again, I see. WOAH Pwnz! I'm VERY interested in this! D: edit delete reply
Catalystyc: Snickered. How did I not think of that? (Unless you intentionally made me wrong, of course... Darn you and your absolute power!) I wonder if his roommates are Bloodshoes and Bulwark. Wouldn't that be awkward. edit delete reply
Catalystyc: I don't think you need such an arsenal. A short story may efficiently reach a significant height by leaving behind everything unnecessary, but you'll find that the useless, innefficient, unuseable view is what gives the climb meaning. edit delete reply
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