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(??:??)pwnz1ng: ur about to make a misteak
(13:43)pwnz0rz: im pretty sure theres no such thing as a mis-steak
(13:43)pwnz0rz: all steaks r good, u no wut i mean?
(13:44)pwnz0rz: unless its actaully a stake, like wtf am i supossed 2 do with this? murdera vampire like that one tv show about people that fite vampries?
(??:??)pwnz1ng: the [censored] is a vampries, lol
(13:44)pwnz0rz: dude if your gonna roleplay me 4 some reason u gotta be beter at macking fun of tpyos
(13:44)pwnz0rz: u cant just point them out, u have to gooff on a tagnet about vmarpriers or w/e
(13:44)pwnz0rz: it just flals flat otherwise
(13:45)pwnz0rz: also wtf, why do you always roleplay as me? its weird
(??:??)pwnz1ng: because your sexy
(13:45)pwnz0rz: my sexy what?
(??:??)pwnz1ng: ur seyx [censored], duh
(13:46)pwnz0rz: thast more liek it
(??:??)pwnz1ng: irregardlessfully
(??:??)pwnz1ng: im u but with more time travel, weve been over this
(13:46)pwnz0rz: i dont say "irregardlessfully"
(??:??)pwnz1ng: u do in teh futuer, lol
(13:47)pwnz0rz: oh
(13:47)pwnz0rz: future me is lame
(13:47)pwnz0rz: is this gonna b like teh time u mad me punch the buly in teh face?
(??:??)pwnz1ng: oh man, id forgot about that
(??:??)pwnz1ng: i havenent done it yet :P
(13:49)pwnz0rz: my brian itches
(??:??)pwnz1ng: u get uset to it, lol
(??:??)pwnz1ng: once u laern how 2 pwn time
(13:50)pwnz0rz: wutevar
(??:??)pwnz1ng: metas about to log on
(??:??)pwnz1ng: ur thninking about talking about aniversery agai
(??:??)pwnz1ng: n
(??:??)pwnz1ng: dont
(13:53)pwnz0rz: o
(13:53)pwnz0rz: ok
(13:54)pwnz0rz: ill just listen 2 some crepy stalker roleplayer on unicaht, that maeks sesne
(??:??)pwnz1ng: shes gonna tell u about a kitten
(??:??)pwnz1ng: thats my proff
(??:??)pwnz1ng: trust me, or u get broked up with for real
(??:??)System: User pwnz1ng has disconnected.
(13:57)pwnz0rz: wtf
(13:57)System: No one hears you (empty channel).

(13:59)System: User metampsychotic is joining #teh-pwn-cave.
(13:59)metampsychotic: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
(13:59)metampsychotic: luke hurry!!!
(13:59)metampsychotic: there are legit KITTENS down by the cafeteria!!!
/message pwnz1ng okay wtf
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Xenocartographer (Official Note): And now, the most annoying page in all of Unichat.
Seabiscuit: -SNERK-. Dear Map, how much does it hurt your head typing out Pwnz' dialogue? Holy shit though, Selfcest OTP~ ;) edit delete reply
Xenocartographer: Is there anyone you won't ship pwnz with? And I dunno, I'm used to it, but it usually takes a couple tries to get right. edit delete reply
sodaClouds: you mean pwnz propensity for typos isnt based off of our personal correspondance? edit delete reply
Dellis: Drat! pwnz1ng has an user profile, but no biography added. My attempt at being clever and glean additional information gas fell flat xD edit delete reply
Dellis: Has* fell flat. Wrestling with the phone autocorrect is a pain ~ edit delete reply
Xenocartographer: Haha... yeah, writing those is something of a pain for technical reasons, and with college being like it is, I'm pretty behind on those. Ah, well, thanks for the reminder, I suppose :P edit delete reply
Dellis: No need to write one, it's thematically perfect that pwnz1ng has no additional biography, if he is who he says he is. I just like to snoop everywhere looking for clues xD edit delete reply
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