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[Unichat log --]
/query pwnz1ng

(10:08)System: Initiating private chat with active user pwnz1ng.
(10:08)pwnz0rz: ok, ill bite
(10:08)pwnz0rz: wuts raelly goign on here?
(??:??)pwnz1ng: u didnt get broken up with, thats wut
(??:??)pwnz1ng: b/c u listened 2 me
(??:??)pwnz1ng: r u covninced yet?
(10:10)pwnz0rz: mabye i didnt
(10:10)pwnz0rz: mbaybe i tlaked to meta about romanse stuff and ingored weird internet dude, did u evar think of that?
(??:??)pwnz1ng: nah
(10:11)pwnz0rz: super compeling rehtoric, mat
(10:11)pwnz0rz: e
(??:??)pwnz1ng: ican still remembmer teh breakup
(??:??)pwnz1ng: if it hppappened in ur timeline, thered be a time loop
(??:??)pwnz1ng: and those make things.........blurry
(??:??)pwnz1ng: cause time has 2 patch over inconsistencnies
(??:??)pwnz1ng: but if u 2 didnt braek up in ur timeline, itd be to much
(??:??)pwnz1ng: and teh tiemline would fork
(??:??)pwnz1ng: i can remember the evnets in question clearly, so
(??:??)pwnz1ng: no timeloop, so
(??:??)pwnz1ng: no breakup
(10:14)pwnz0rz: .........ok
(10:14)pwnz0rz: you didnt answer my question
(10:14)pwnz0rz: who tf are you, why do you know so much about my life, how do i get you to fcuk off and leave me alone
(10:14)pwnz0rz: you creepy unichat stalker from hell
(??:??)pwnz1ng: holy [censored]
(??:??)pwnz1ng: dude
(??:??)pwnz1ng: with all dude respect to you for being me and all
(??:??)pwnz1ng: u wanna talk creepy? the way you manipulate your [censored] girlfriends moods is creepy!!!
(??:??)pwnz1ng: part of me wants 2 hat myself 4 hepling you not piss her off
(??:??)pwnz1ng: and fraknly that parts right, theres just bigger [censored] at steak
(??:??)pwnz1ng: so how about u shut your stupid god [censored] mouth and listen 2 someone other than urself for onse
(??:??)pwnz1ng: ok that line would half worked better if i wasnt actually u
(??:??)pwnz1ng: but
(??:??)pwnz1ng: ...u know what i mean
(10:23)pwnz0rz: :(
(10:24)pwnz0rz: ouch
(10:25)pwnz0rz: i
(10:25)pwnz0rz: i have knightmares about that
(10:25)pwnz0rz: that im teh bad guy
(??:??)pwnz1ng: ...i knew that
(10:26)pwnz0rz: how tf would you know that??? wtf man, i think ur just looking for [censored] to make me feel bad about 4 some reason
(??:??)pwnz1ng: IM U IS HOW
(??:??)pwnz1ng: im LITERALLY YOU from a timeline thats NOT MUCH DIFFERENT, get that one through your ur head
(??:??)pwnz1ng: and when i say youre disgusting and creepy I AM ALSO TALKING ABOUT ME, thats how serious i am!!!!!!!
(10:28)pwnz0rz: lol, chill out
(??:??)pwnz1ng: no
(??:??)pwnz1ng: were getting off traffic
(??:??)pwnz1ng: topic
(??:??)pwnz1ng: not traffic
(10:31)pwnz0rz: wut
(10:31)pwnz0rz: oh
(10:31)pwnz0rz: i c
(10:31)pwnz0rz: ur just gonna in[censored] me then drop the topic liek it never happened???
(??:??)pwnz1ng: "in[censored]" ?
(10:32)pwnz0rz: omg
(10:32)pwnz0rz: insult
(??:??)pwnz1ng: oh
(??:??)pwnz1ng: i mean i can go bakc 2 insulting u if youd like
(??:??)pwnz1ng: but as isaid, theres bigger issus
(10:34)pwnz0rz: .........like the issue off you needing 2 [censored] off
(??:??)pwnz1ng: i notice u havnent blocked me
(??:??)pwnz1ng: cud it b u think im on2 something?
(10:35)pwnz0rz: idk
(10:35)pwnz0rz: on teh off chance that ur not full of it thatd be a bad idae
(10:35)pwnz0rz: i mean not that i beleef that but wutevar
(10:36)pwnz0rz: wut kinda issues?
(??:??)pwnz1ng: u no how i said u larn 2 pwnz time?
(10:37)pwnz0rz: oh
(10:37)pwnz0rz: thatd b cool i guess
(10:37)pwnz0rz: win all teh hades realms
(10:37)pwnz0rz: play back teh best seckses
(10:38)pwnz0rz: etc
(??:??)pwnz1ng: ok
(??:??)pwnz1ng: i need to introduce you to a guy
(??:??)pwnz1ng: he showed me the ropes...kinda, its complicated with time stuff, but basically
(10:41)pwnz0rz: uh
(10:41)pwnz0rz: cant be any weird er than anything else uve done i guess
(10:42)System: pwnz1ng invited active user Admiral Pancake to join this anonymous channel.
(10:43)System: User Admiral Pancake is joining this anonymous channel.
(10:43)Admiral Pancake: Greetings.
(10:44)pwnz0rz: [censored]
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[Unichat auxiliary records --]
Xenocartographer (Official Note): Speaking of pwnz0rz, have a fanart from resident Australian fan argylefox!
Seabiscuit: Woah, Future Pwnz is wise, or something, bwahahaha. I'm impressed. HOLYSHITHOLYSHITHOLYSHIT Ommmg that ending I HAVE THE BIGGEST GRIN ON MY FACE. Where's the popcorn?! ...But but WOAH.
(Also lmfao at "play back teh best seckses") edit delete reply
Xenocartographer: "...like that off-topic one, it just felt so natural." "Can I be honest? That wasn't pwnz's typo - that was my typo." "You ridiculous dork!" ~Becky and me edit delete reply
Seabiscuit: "Hey, I was wondering, is there a reason why Alternate Pwnz had question marks for timestamps before, but not now?" "Oh shit" edit delete reply
Xenocartographer: Becky, proofreader/10 :D edit delete reply
Laon: Just started reading this today, and I'm incredibly interested in seeing where this story goes, between the internet/programming/mathematical/etc humor to the well developed setting and atmosphere its shaping into the beginning of something truly excellent.
Most interesting to me is the fact that Pancake and Theo are playing a game that uses real live human beings as playing pieces and have (at least in pancake's case) stylized themselves as deities. Greatly anticipating future updates. edit delete reply
Xenocartographer: Aww! Hey, thanks, dude, that's really cool of you to say. :) edit delete reply
Deacon the wanderer: I like this thus far and am Interested in seeing more good work so far there friend edit delete reply
Xenocartographer: *quiet squeeing* edit delete reply
Dellis: PANCAKE?!? All units, abort mission, i repeat, abort mission!

[censored]. edit delete reply
Text: You know, I wasn't expecting pwnz0rs to be called on manipulating his girlfriend so early, let alone by his future self.

GG, Xeno. edit delete reply
Xenocartographer: Hehe! Aww, thanks, orange nerd~ edit delete reply
eekee: Q U A D R U P L E F A C E P A L M no. o wait.. pwnz0rz swore; he knows enough. less worry. edit delete reply