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(12:34)metampsychotic: omg guys
(12:34)metampsychotic: did you hear the news? russia just [censored]ed itself
(12:35)metampsychotic: oh my g-ddddddddddd
(12:36)EntropicPhantom: Hey, what's up? They can't possibly have elected Petrova... right?
(12:36)metampsychotic: omg no
(12:36)metampsychotic: not so bad but stilllllllllll
(12:37)EntropicPhantom: Well, the Air Force has been drilling bomb interception for months, I think we'll be alright.
(12:37)metampsychotic: its still scary! the guy's such a war hawk
(12:38)pwnz0rz: after fidnding out taht my roommates a gaian leader i dont exactly trus t teh governmint 2 do secruity much
(12:38)pwnz0rz: teh papiratsee wont leave me alone asit is, ugh
(12:38)pwnz0rz: ican arleady imaigne it lol
(12:38)pwnz0rz: "hey mr pwnz0rz, wut do u thnink about russia"
(12:38)pwnz0rz: and thn im like
(12:38)pwnz0rz: "idk maybe ask someoen that knows things about russia"
(12:38)pwnz0rz: liek did teh thout that just being near a [censored]hole for a while dosnt qualfiliy me too speculaet on intronationol politics??????????
(12:39)pwnz0rz: ok teh quotatoin marks kinda got forgotted there but w/e
(12:40)pwnz0rz: but yah did that thought evver cross these paprpiazzis minds lol
(12:40)pwnz0rz: also yah
(12:40)pwnz0rz: nuclear helfier is bad 2
(12:42)EntropicPhantom: Orlov, though? Can't people see how bad an idea he is?
(12:42)SonjaOfTheMoon: Hey guys, I have News.
*(12:44)SonjaOfTheMoon scrolls up and facepalms.*
(12:46)SonjaOfTheMoon: Well, Russia hasn't had any sort of democracy for half a century, not even puppet elections. I'm not surprised the electorate would be so easily gamed.
(12:46)SonjaOfTheMoon: It's a scary thought nonetheless.
(12:47)EntropicPhantom: Yeah... Well, hey, what's your news?
(12:47)SonjaOfTheMoon: ...it's not really important any more.
(12:48)metampsychotic: omg no! don't let some foreign jerk getting elected get you down, sonja!
(12:49)metampsychotic: good news is good news, even if it's silly :)
(12:50)SonjaOfTheMoon: Alright. Well.
(12:50)SonjaOfTheMoon: Something one of my coworkers said got me passed a technical hiccup in my Hades' Realm macros. Are you guys free for a test game later?
(12:51)pwnz0rz: sex oclock est?
(12:51)metampsychotic: lol, typo
(12:52)EntropicPhantom: Works for me!
(12:54)SonjaOfTheMoon: Ugh, I can't be happy about this. First that classified thing on the moon that I really want to tell you guys about, now this...
(12:55)SonjaOfTheMoon: If a war breaks out and anything happens to any of you guys, I don't know what I'll do.
(12:55)SonjaOfTheMoon: You're my only friends. You're closer to me than family, in every sense except geographical.
(12:56)SonjaOfTheMoon: I'm afraid.
(12:57)EntropicPhantom: Orlov isn't going to attack us. He said that a lot on the campagin trail, but he's too smart to risk a shooting war. Besides, pwnz and meta are in a rural area directy behind a highly secure airspace, and I'm north enough to be almost in Canada. Neither of those are places he'd care about hitting.
(12:58)SonjaOfTheMoon: That's true.
(12:59)pwnz0rz: ur bosses enmey cotnacted me earl ier 2day
(12:59)SonjaOfTheMoon: [censored]. Really? Why?
(13:00)pwnz0rz: idk dumb bulls hit
(13:00)pwnz0rz: yessss my tpyo dogded teh flilter :D
(13:01)SonjaOfTheMoon: Did he ask about me?
(13:01)pwnz0rz: nah but he was stutpid and anooying
(13:01)pwnz0rz: he was all like "ur freninds in dagner go betray her boss pls" and im liek "nah"
You did it again!
(13:02)pwnz0rz: did wut
(13:02)EntropicPhantom: Changed chat colors without actually quoting someone.
(13:02)pwnz0rz: mabye i am lol
(13:03)pwnz0rz: maybee teh head of a itnernatoilnal philathropec frim typez like me, didnt u evar thnink of that
(13:03)pwnz0rz: anyway i troleld him until he got hissy and leaved
(13:04)SonjaOfTheMoon: Erm, right. Thanks for the heads-up.
Because I really needed yet more stupid [censored] in my life right now...
(13:04)SonjaOfTheMoon: I suppose I should let my team know, and get back to work while I'm at it. I'm only here for lunch break.
(13:05)EntropicPhantom: s/lunch/coffee/ ?
(13:05)SonjaOfTheMoon: Pffft! No, I'm actually eating a sandwich.
(13:06)pwnz0rz: a snadwitch maed out of coffeebeans, grind up w/ hot watter and sevred ina cup?
(13:07)SonjaOfTheMoon: Corned beef, actually.
Okay, fine, I chortled. Congratulations.
(13:08)pwnz0rz: i win
(13:09)SonjaOfTheMoon: If I ever see you in person, remind me to slap you. Anywy, I'm going now.
(13:09)SonjaOfTheMoon: Hey, look, take care of yourselves, alright?
(13:10)metampsychotic: will do!