(12:34)System: User metampsychotic is joining #moon-butt.
(12:36)EntropicPhantom: Hey, what's up? They can't possibly have elected Petrova... right? (12:37)EntropicPhantom: Well, the Air Force has been drilling bomb interception for months, I think we'll be alright. (12:38)pwnz0rz: after fidnding out taht my roommates a gaian leader i dont exactly trus t teh governmint 2 do secruity much (12:38)pwnz0rz: teh papiratsee wont leave me alone asit is, ugh (12:38)pwnz0rz: ican arleady imaigne it lol (12:38)pwnz0rz: "hey mr pwnz0rz, wut do u thnink about russia" (12:38)pwnz0rz: "idk maybe ask someoen that knows things about russia" (12:38)pwnz0rz: liek did teh thout that just being near a [censored]hole for a while dosnt qualfiliy me too speculaet on intronationol politics?????????? (12:39)pwnz0rz: ok teh quotatoin marks kinda got forgotted there but w/e (12:40)pwnz0rz: but yah did that thought evver cross these paprpiazzis minds lol (12:40)pwnz0rz: nuclear helfier is bad 2 (12:42)EntropicPhantom: Orlov, though? Can't people see how bad an idea he is?
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*(12:44)SonjaOfTheMoon scrolls up and facepalms.*
(12:46)SonjaOfTheMoon: Well, Russia hasn't had any sort of democracy for half a century, not even puppet elections. I'm not surprised the electorate would be so easily gamed. (12:50)SonjaOfTheMoon: Something one of my coworkers said got me passed a technical hiccup in my Hades' Realm macros. Are you guys free for a test game later? (12:54)SonjaOfTheMoon: Ugh, I can't be happy about this. First that classified thing on the moon that I really want to tell you guys about, now this... (12:55)SonjaOfTheMoon: If a war breaks out and anything happens to any of you guys, I don't know what I'll do. (12:55)SonjaOfTheMoon: You're my only friends. You're closer to me than family, in every sense except geographical. (12:57)EntropicPhantom: Orlov isn't going to attack us. He said that a lot on the campagin trail, but he's too smart to risk a shooting war. Besides, pwnz and meta are in a rural area directy behind a highly secure airspace, and I'm north enough to be almost in Canada. Neither of those are places he'd care about hitting. (12:59)pwnz0rz: ur bosses enmey cotnacted me earl ier 2day (13:00)pwnz0rz: yessss my tpyo dogded teh flilter :D (13:01)pwnz0rz: nah but he was stutpid and anooying (13:01)pwnz0rz: he was all like "ur freninds in dagner go betray her boss pls" and im liek "nah" (13:02)EntropicPhantom: Changed chat colors without actually quoting someone. (13:03)pwnz0rz: maybee teh head of a itnernatoilnal philathropec frim typez like me, didnt u evar thnink of that (13:03)pwnz0rz: anyway i troleld him until he got hissy and leaved (13:04)SonjaOfTheMoon: Erm, right. Thanks for the heads-up. Because I really needed yet more stupid [censored] in my life right now... (13:04)SonjaOfTheMoon: I suppose I should let my team know, and get back to work while I'm at it. I'm only here for lunch break. (13:06)pwnz0rz: a snadwitch maed out of coffeebeans, grind up w/ hot watter and sevred ina cup? (13:07)SonjaOfTheMoon: Corned beef, actually. Okay, fine, I chortled. Congratulations. (13:09)SonjaOfTheMoon: If I ever see you in person, remind me to slap you. Anywy, I'm going now.