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System: Incoming private message from user pwnz0rz:
(22:34)pwnz0rz: mog
System: Incoming private message from user pwnz0rz:
(22:34)pwnz0rz: omg*
System: Incoming private message from user pwnz0rz:
(22:34)pwnz0rz: sec
(22:34)System: User pwnz0rz is joining #moon-butt.
(22:34)pwnz0rz: omg holy sith
(22:34)pwnz0rz: ishipi t
(22:35)metampsychotic: hehe! silly
(22:35)metampsychotic: then why'd you doubt it?
(22:35)pwnz0rz: b/c theyre both dorks
(22:35)pwnz0rz: like dude dont tlell me ur not alteast a littel bit surprises
(22:36)metampsychotic: oh, i'm surprised :) just not... all that surprised
(22:36)pwnz0rz: suuuuuuuuuuure
(22:37)metampsychotic: you're just salty you lost a bet!
(22:37)pwnz0rz: if theres 1 thing i no about ep its that he doesnt
(22:37)pwnz0rz: ever
(22:37)pwnz0rz: say wahts on his mind w/o alot of prompting
(22:37)pwnz0rz: aslo neither dose sojna
(22:37)metampsychotic: omg
(22:37)metampsychotic: sojna
(22:37)metampsychotic: best nickname :)
(22:38)pwnz0rz: and........ok, i talkde tohim about stuff but wtf,it actaully wokred??????
(22:38)pwnz0rz: its not anickname im just typing fats
(22:38)pwnz0rz: fast*
(22:38)pwnz0rz: u no how it is
(22:38)metampsychotic: so that's your excuse now? :P
(22:39)pwnz0rz: omg
(22:39)pwnz0rz: ijust got 2 the part of the log where they disappear int2 pm for.........unstated reasons
(22:39)pwnz0rz: now what could those reasons POSSALBLY be, i wonder
(22:40)metampsychotic: hm... either taking over the world from sonja's moon base or cybersex, idk
(22:40)pwnz0rz: idk
(22:45)pwnz0rz: meta?
(22:46)metampsychotic: sup?
(22:46)pwnz0rz: im about to be a seflish [censored]
(22:46)pwnz0rz: and im premptively sorry
(22:47)metampsychotic: eh?
(22:49)pwnz0rz: are things cool between us?
(22:49)metampsychotic: huh? we were just chatting about stuff, i don't think there was any particular tension there
(22:49)metampsychotic: is there something im missing?
(22:52)pwnz0rz: i....... ive been thinking about our anniversary
(22:52)metampsychotic: ? im still up for going gliding with you
(22:52)pwnz0rz: i think im going to do something dumb and piss you off again
(22:53)pwnz0rz: we left alot of serious problems unresolved
(22:53)pwnz0rz: i burried them by bringing up anniversary plans
(22:53)pwnz0rz: and i
(22:54)pwnz0rz: i shouldnt have done that
(22:54)pwnz0rz: and ive been meaning to apologize
(22:54)metampsychotic: that doesn't sound selfish at all! it sounds like you've matured a bunch, and that's a good thing :)
(22:54)pwnz0rz: i had a..........friend cuss me out about it recently
(22:54)pwnz0rz: so dont read too much into my personal development >_>
(22:55)metampsychotic: that still doesn't make it selfish!
(22:55)pwnz0rz: .......no the selfish part is im only bringing this up because seing our dork friends not make the same mistakes hurts too mcuh to ignore
*(22:55)metampsychotic hug*
(22:56)metampsychotic: that's ok! i love you, luke, don't be so down on yourself
(22:57)pwnz0rz: you were pretty down on me a while ago
(22:57)metampsychotic: well, yeah, i was frustrated
(22:57)metampsychotic: you took my criticism to heart and changed your behavior
(22:57)metampsychotic: that's what people who love each other do! you're not the sort of terrible person you make yourself out to be, or you wouldn't have done that
(22:57)metampsychotic: :)
(22:59)pwnz0rz: that.........wasnt love, erica
(23:00)pwnz0rz: itwas fear
(23:01)metampsychotic: ?
(23:01)pwnz0rz: i was afraid of getting cussed out again
(23:01)pwnz0rz: so i palyed along
(23:01)metampsychotic: dude, luke
(23:01)metampsychotic: "i don't want to get my girlfriend mad" is not a bad or selfish reason for doing something!
(23:02)metampsychotic: and frankly, as much as i want to be a supportive sort of girlfriend, this self loathing thing is pretty tiring
(23:02)metampsychotic: just talk to me, alright? you don't need to couch it in so much groveling
(23:04)metampsychotic: that came out a little blunter than i wanted :/
(23:06)pwnz0rz: i feel like a creeper every time i think about sex together
(23:06)pwnz0rz: .........and sex is impotrant 2 me ejnoying a relationship
(23:06)pwnz0rz: thats the other selfishthing
(23:07)metampsychotic: oh! gosh, is that what that's about?
(23:07)metampsychotic: my roommate's gone for the weekend, and i'm wearing a tiny nightgown :)
(23:09)pwnz0rz: AAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
(23:09)pwnz0rz: not the point :(
(23:10)metampsychotic: ?
(23:10)pwnz0rz: im not mauture enouf for a relationships
(23:10)pwnz0rz: srry
(23:11)metampsychotic: ...
(23:11)metampsychotic: ok
(23:11)metampsychotic: i officially have no idea what you're on about
(23:11)metampsychotic: we gonna f-u-c-k or you gonna whine?
(23:12)pwnz0rz: iwant 2 love you but im just
(23:12)pwnz0rz: not that kind of pesron
(23:12)pwnz0rz: im sorry
(23:14)metampsychotic: well, my mood is officially ruined
(23:14)metampsychotic: screw this
(23:14)System: User metampsychotic has disconnected.
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(??:??)pwnz1ng: uh oh
(??:??)pwnz1ng: temporal revresion...........
(??:??)pwnz1ng: itihnk meta is off the table :(
(16:03)Admiral Pancake: How so?
(??:??)pwnz1ng: ok ive explained how time is like forking rivers and you can only pissin the rite one, rite
(??:??)pwnz1ng: well they occasionly merge back 2gether
(??:??)pwnz1ng: if evnents become close enuff 4 discrepancies 2 get patched over
(16:04)Admiral Pancake: You've explained this repeatedly.
(??:??)pwnz1ng: sorry
(??:??)pwnz1ng: ist hard 2 remeber what ive said when it keeps changing so much :P
(??:??)pwnz1ng: dont get involved w/ time travlel, seriusly
(??:??)pwnz1ng: anyway i can ffell time being alittle more solid now
(??:??)pwnz1ng: and id have 2 go through the cuasialilty tree again to be sure but i THINK they just broke up
(16:06)Admiral Pancake: That is unfortunate.
(??:??)pwnz2much: it's bullsh-t
(??:??)pwnz2much: if a revision had occured, it would require initiation by another time traveler
(??:??)pwnz2much: i think you're just trying to keep another iteration of your dead ex from getting involved
(??:??)pwnz1ng: no im being serious
(??:??)pwnz1ng: i mean i could be wrong, or MAYBE its me from the future trying to signal something to me in the past
(??:??)pwnz1ng: but....... i'm pretty sure there's an enemy time traveler in play
(16:09)Admiral Pancake: A worrying possibility. Why would this person choose now to tip their hand?
(??:??)pwnz1ng: idk
(??:??)pwnz1ng: mabye they wnant meta, maybe its asmokescreen, theres alot of possibility
(??:??)pwnz1ng: regardles
(??:??)pwnz1ng: if there any good
(??:??)pwnz1ng: and theyve gotta be if they havent ascidentaly wiped thesmelves out of time yet
(??:??)pwnz1ng: then thebye got a [censored] good reason for it
(16:11)Admiral Pancake: [censored].
(??:??)pwnz1ng: indead
(??:??)pwnz2much: welp
(??:??)pwnz2much: eugene, im going to need some conspirators for an etamnanki run
(16:13)Admiral Pancake: I'm earmarking Bravo team for operations wrt EntropicPhantom. You can have whoever else you need.
(16:13)silentconspirator: I'll start assembling Bravo now, sir!
(16:13)Admiral Pancake: Good man.
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(21:45)SonjaOfTheMoon: Ooooooh, actually, that's not a bad idea. It's not like we'd have a shortage of kinetic kill vehicles... if you catch my drift.
*(21:45)SonjaOfTheMoon says sexily.*
(21:46)EntropicPhantom: :) I'm sure we can build the launcher in an... appropriate shape, too.
(21:47)SonjaOfTheMoon: Gods, Alex. We would make the best dicktators ever.
(21:48)EntropicPhantom: Strictly speaking, I'm not sure that pun quite applies to you, but regardless, I'll go get the nanofab!
(21:48)SonjaOfTheMoon: I'm pretty sure we're still nude.
*(21:48)EntropicPhantom he says after getting a bathrobe.*
(21:49)SonjaOfTheMoon: Is it my purple fuzzy one?
(21:49)EntropicPhantom: Do you want it to be?
(21:50)SonjaOfTheMoon: I'll leave that for you to figure out. :)
(21:51)EntropicPhantom: Then sure~
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/help log whipe
System: No manual entry on file for "log whipe".
System: Did you mean: "log", "log wipe"
/help log wipe
System: USAGE: /log wipe [channel] <begin-timestamp> [end-timestamp]
System: Encodes the chat log from begin-timestamp to end-timestamp, using your public key. No one but a chat moderator or\
channel operator can decode the encrypted log. If channel is not set, defaults to the current channel. If end-timestamp is not set, defaults to the current time. Both timestamps should be specified in the standard format: <hour>:<minute>[:second][TZ].
System: SEE ALSO: log encrypt
/log wipe 22:45
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Xenocartographer (Official Note): So, a behind-the-scenes moment for you. Originally, this page was something much more technically involved, with different chat logs (five, not three) displayed side-by-side in parallel columns. Unfortunately, Murphy had his way with the details. I sketched out a replacement page to buy time, but without the events of this one, it really didn't make much sense... the simpler, single-column approach you see here didn't suggest itself until about half an hour before I wanted to start writing.
Oh, and I'm terrible.
Seabiscuit: Even though your plans didn't work out, the multiple page in one thing is cool!
Woah, mature Pwnz moment- Pride! ... Until that point. Wahh. Poor Meta... D:
Man, I wanna know what happened to Pwnz2much to make him... This way. edit delete reply
Dellis: I can't stop reading the Sonja/Alex lines and laughing xD

It seems "having fun" and "conquering the world from Sonja's moon base" were BOTH correct! xD edit delete reply
Xenocartographer: Aww, that's good to hear :) I'm trying not to let the epic world domination plot get in the way of the cute [censored]~ edit delete reply
Pip: I made some "fanart" of this comic today

http://comicfury.com/forum/viewthread.php?id=19210&page=186 edit delete reply
Dellis: It's got that something undefinable. Maybe It's the font. I Like it! edit delete reply
Xenocartographer: Hehe, mentioned you in the authors notes :) edit delete reply
endsoftime: this is getting intense, wow edit delete reply
Xenocartographer: Well, you just brightened my afternoon! ^_^ edit delete reply
merlinnia: "I'm pretty sure we're still nude." This is so real xD "Were we just on the bed or on the floor..?" edit delete reply
Xenocartographer: Aww, thanks! Yeah, I used to RP a fair bit and let me tell you, it's not easy keeping track of a scene when you're in the middle of improvising the environment. Probably my favorites was a combat scene where my partner and I realized we threw someone through a closed door while leaving the door in question intact somehow. edit delete reply
merlinnia: Haha, yes xD edit delete reply
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