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[Unichat log --]
(08:03)quixoticconspirator: Pwnz1, you ought to take a look at this.
(??:??)pwnz1ng: sup
(08:04)quixoticconspirator: Unichat log: #etamnanki: 8 Oct 2083 @ 02:10
(??:??)pwnz1ng: omg
(??:??)pwnz1ng: who is this?
(08:04)quixoticconspirator: No one I've heard of. He just shows up in the ETAM log from this morning. I thought you might want to know.
/beep --at_user=Admiral Pancake
(08:06)System: User Admiral Pancake is now ACTIVE.
(08:06)Admiral Pancake: Report.
(??:??)pwnz1ng: Unichat log: #etamnanki: 8 Oct 2083 @ 02:10
(??:??)pwnz1ng: form qiuxotic
(08:09)Admiral Pancake: It appears to be a dream state.
(??:??)pwnz1ng: yup
(??:??)pwnz1ng: someone stutmbled into ourrabbit hold in his sleep...
(08:10)Admiral Pancake: How is that possible?
(??:??)pwnz1ng: i mean
(??:??)pwnz1ng: ur geuss is [censored] godd as mine...
(??:??)pwnz1ng: etmanki just kinda exists
(??:??)pwnz1ng: idont think hes a secrurity cocnern, but heres teh thing
(08:12)Admiral Pancake: ("[censored]"?)
(??:??)pwnz1ng: dreams is a prety goods ource of noise
(??:??)pwnz1ng: (as*)
(08:13)Admiral Pancake: Explain the relevance of noise again, please?
(??:??)pwnz1ng: so its p definate that ur op against EP is playing into the hands of this mistery other time traveler
(??:??)pwnz1ng: that means... theyve arranged a time loop somehow
(??:??)pwnz1ng: whihc is ultra hard with this much changing
(??:??)pwnz1ng: im wonderig if sufficiently random action s would disrupt it
(08:20)Admiral Pancake: I guess I'll go blow up the Eiffel Tower again.
(??:??)pwnz1ng: nah...
(??:??)pwnz1ng: see
(??:??)pwnz1ng: whatever u do to break the time loop, theyve already accuonted for, or the loop woodn't work in teh first plase
(??:??)pwnz1ng: we know about it ergo it wokred
(08:22)Admiral Pancake: So how does this dreaming interloper help?
(??:??)pwnz1ng: im pretty sure this dreamstate/etamnanki intrerface is unstable
(??:??)pwnz1ng: if we base our actions on it somehow
(??:??)pwnz1ng: with eough iterations of teh loop it could broke it
(08:23)Admiral Pancake: I see.
(08:23)Admiral Pancake: And we only need to win in one timeline.
(??:??)pwnz1ng: yup
(??:??)pwnz1ng: ur starting to catch on :D
(08:24)Admiral Pancake: Right. I'll notify the Etamnanki teams to monitor for further incursions from this individual and... interfere. Would that provide sufficient interaction?
(??:??)pwnz1ng: should!
(??:??)Anarchon: Whatever do you mean?
(02:12)Anarchon: It's not my fault! I can't help the way I am!
(02:12)System: No one hears you (empty channel).
(02:12)Anarchon: I never wanted this!
(02:12)System: No one hears you (empty channel).
(02:13)Anarchon: STOP [censored] SAYING THAT! This other me hears me! GOD!
(02:13)System: No one hears you (loser).
(??:??)Anarchon: FINALLY! Someone says what we're all thinking! LOSER! You can't even fucking swear properly!
(02:14)Anarchon: NOT THIS AGAIN!!! MAKE IT STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!
(02:15)Bulwark: What's the matter, brother dearest?
(02:15)Anarchon: Oh my God!
(02:16)Anarchon: They- they come to me, they talk to me, they never go away, oh God, make it stop...
(02:16)Bulwark: Nah. They're funny, and better people than you anyway.
(02:16)Bulwark: :P
(02:17)Anarchon: Oh God. You're not the real Hannah.
(06:66)TheRealHannah: You think so?
(??:??)Anarchon: Face it, asshole, everyone hates you for a reason. She only puts up with you out of guilt.
(06:66)TheRealHannah: It's true! But here, where it's just us - ah, I can speak freely now. I can tell you how much I hate you.
(06:66)TheRealHannah: :D
(06:66)m1ndh1ve1: lol
(02:19)Anarchon: This isn't real, this isn't real, this isn't real...
(02:19)System: No one hears you (except your own broken mind).
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Xenocartographer (Official Note): One author's quest to ruin a gold-themed anarchy dude's life continues.
Seabiscuit: "except your own broken mind"... Goddamnit, map... ;~;
But it's a dream? Hmm... edit delete reply
KittenLicks: The amount of time travel and confusing antics going on in this comic broke MY mind.

Great job, Xeno, keep up the amazing work. :D edit delete reply
Xenocartographer: Aww! Thanks, my natal-feline-themed friend~ edit delete reply
Arbiter: Should I know what Etamnanki actually is at this point, or am I just dense? edit delete reply
Xenocartographer: Nope! It's the big reveal for page 150, let me put it that way. :) edit delete reply
Arbiter: Hmm... Colour me intrigued (it's a shade of purple.) edit delete reply
Xenocartographer: Oh my gosh, how did you even remember that quotation? edit delete reply
Arbiter: B̶e̶c̶a̶u̶s̶e̶ ̶I̶ ̶a̶m̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶b̶e̶s̶t̶ ̶f̶a̶n̶ ̶e̶v̶e̶r̶.̶ ̶W̶h̶e̶r̶e̶'̶s̶ ̶m̶y̶ ̶a̶w̶a̶r̶d̶?̶ Meh. It's a memorable quote. :) edit delete reply
Arbiter: :D :D :D This is actually incredible. I have no words. edit delete reply
Audacity__: rip anarchy edit delete reply
Xenocartographer: He'll be okay. Eventually. Maybe. If nothing terribler happens first. We'll see~ edit delete reply
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