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[Unichat log --]
A hostile goblin ambushes ReverseTheStreams (friendly ranger)
A hostile goblin ambushes ReverseTheStreams (friendly ranger)
A hostile goblin ambushes ReverseTheStreams (friendly ranger)
(09:12)ReverseTheStreams: [censored]!
/command beasts
DOGFOODLID (friendly druid) decloaks
DOGFOODLID (friendly druid) is commanding beasts!
A hostile goblin is now friendly
A hostile goblin is now friendly
A hostile goblin is now friendly
(09:13)ReverseTheStreams: Nice~
(09:13)m1ndh1ve1: lol
m1ndh1ve1 (hostile summoner) casts Explosive Dismissal on three friendly goblins
A friendly goblin's death splatters ReverseTheStreams (friendly ranger) with gore!
A friendly goblin's death splatters ReverseTheStreams (friendly ranger) with gore!
A friendly goblin's death splatters ReverseTheStreams (friendly ranger) with gore!
ReverseTheSteams (friendly ranger) is heavily poisoned!
(09:14)ReverseTheStreams: algranon, cure me ASAP!
/diagnose algranon
algranon (friendly priestess) is: paralyzed, silenced, bleeding, confused, possessed, on fire
(09:14)DOGFOODLID: their warlock got him
(09:14)ReverseTheStreams: [censored], I'm not going to survive this!
ReverseTheStreams (friendly ranger) was poisoned to death!
(09:15)DOGFOODLID: [censored]
(09:15)DOGFOODLID: i think they got us
(09:15)HadesRealmOfficial: If you wish to concede the match, please type /concede (automated message)
System: Incoming private message from user Arbiter:
(09:15)Arbiter: Hey buddy. Want to become plot-relevant?
/message reply In the middle of something!
System: Incoming private message from user Arbiter:
(09:15)Arbiter: I know. I'm a fan - the best fan. And you shouldn't give up.
/message reply ...
System: Incoming private message from user Arbiter:
(09:15)Arbiter: You know how action movie protagonists always think they're going to lose, and then they pull through at the last minute?
System: Incoming private message from user Arbiter:
(09:15)Arbiter: I believe in you, little buddy! Go win!
/message reply ...
/diagnose ItsDuckKingKarl
ItsDuckKingKarl (friendly assassin) is: a-okay!
(09:16)DOGFOODLID: karl, t/p to mid
(09:16)DOGFOODLID: our best chance of a dramatic last stand
(09:16)ItsDuckKingKarl: Okay
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[Unichat log --]
(10:05)Anarchon: WHAT THE [censored] WAS THAT?!
(10:06)Bulwark: It was like something out of an anime. Or the Iliad.
(10:06)Bulwark: Holy [censored], I'm sad we lost, but dang, that was impressive. I didn't even know a druid could respec to necromancer.
(10:07)m1ndh1ve1: lol
(10:07)Anarchon: NO!
(10:07)Anarchon: IT IS NOT FUNNY!
(10:07)m1ndh1ve1: we lost b/c we didn't have
(10:08)Anarchon: Don't you DARE.
(10:08)m1ndh1ve1: the z0rz
(10:08)Anarchon: [censored] [censored] to [censored] [censored], [censored] pile of [censored] wombat-[censored]-[censored] [censored]!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
/message Anarchon Erwin's looking at me like he wants a belly rub.
(10:09)m1ndh1ve1: ...lol
System: Incoming private message from user Anarchon:
(10:11)Anarchon: Promise not to look at me.
/message Anarchon I promise. <3
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[Unichat auxiliary records --]
Seabiscuit: Woah, suddenly, Revvie!!!

"(10:11)Anarchon: Promise not to look at me."

Ohh... Ana... ;^;

"I know. I'm a fan - the best fan."

I LAUGHED SO MUCH AT ALL OF THIS edit delete reply
Arbiter: If GoO hunts me down and has me executed on suspicion of working with endsoftime, I want you to know...
I'd die happy. edit delete reply
KittenLicks: This is actually my favourite page on Unichat right now. :'3


Yes, even more than the unicat page.


Incidentally, Xeno, is this game based off of anything in particular? edit delete reply
Xenocartographer: Nothing in particular, no. It's just my attempt to come up with a text-based MOBA that looks vaguely plausible :P edit delete reply
Dellis: Don't worry buddy. We are the Conspiracy of Readers, and we do not abandon one of ours.

One for all and all for one. If you fall, we're taking GoO down with us. edit delete reply
Dellis: On a side note... this very much seems like the "interference" EP said he sometimes felt. Someone guiding his choices. Except, this times, it's been us.

I don't know, it seems there are a lot of stakes that hinge on who wins this Asphodel, and we comprehend little and less about this whole situation. edit delete reply
Xenocartographer: Asphodel itself isn't really that important, but certain important events do occur during it. You'll see~ edit delete reply
SansFinalGuardian: i am about to follow in the footsteps of ends of time, pwn0rz and maybe pwnz1ng. wish me luck. if i don't return, assume the worst and activate procedure omega-tandem-retfa-denouement: comment about it furiously in the comments and the forums. edit delete reply
BookOfQuantumFlux: /message Admiral Pancake Hey! Was told you ran a private channel for people whose names started with a certain letter. Could I get an invite? edit delete reply
KittenLicks: Guys, Sans has gone on a dangerous time travel mission and hasn't come back. We must assume the worst:


He traveled to a.. bad time. ;) edit delete reply
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