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(07:20)System: Welcome to the official Unichat server.
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/auth MrE
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(07:21)System: Welcome back, MrE! It has been twelve (12) hours since your last login.
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Accessing your subscriptions for tag "news"... Applying filters... Found top five (5) articles for today:
(1)BBC_Official: Increased fortifactions around Tokyo raises concerns of further strife with Shino-Russian bloc.
(2)BBC_Official: Iolanthe mission to enter asteroid belt this week.
(3)BBC_Official: Unusual military activity in Crimea heightens tensions in the region.
(4)BuzzfeedOfficial: What lunatic cult would YOU best be suited for?! Take our quiz and find out now for only $1.29!
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BBC_Official: Unusual military activity in Crimea threatens regional stability.
BBC_Official: At 7:30 PM local time, war planes belonging to the Russian Strategic Air Command departed Moscow for the Crimea, a departure from publicized mission plans at odds with the behaviour of a regime that has thus far benefited strongly from pro-transparency rhetoric. The specifics of their mission are thus far unknown, and Moscow has so far refused to comment, even to the point of officially acknowledging their existence. Nonetheless, their deployment coincides with increased activity among multiple para- military groups in the region, prompting concern from NATO peacekeepers, as well as criticism over a move that is seen as "a step back" for the nascent government.
BBC_Official: UPDATE: At 3:22 AM local time, the local militia was rallied at the district capitol of Krasnoperekopsk.
BBC_Official: UPDATE: At 4:50 AM local time, reporter Basira Al'Fadil was permitted to speak briefly with the militia captain, who had this to say:
BBC_Official: "No one knows who's with us or against us. We don't know if the bombers are here to bring peace or to snuff us out. Moscow won't explain. The military won't explain. We must be ready."
BBC_Official: This discussion coincides with the activation of nearby SAM sites. Translation by the Unichat Polyglot Service.
BBC_Official: UPDATE: At 6:12 AM local time, unidentified planes engaged the Russian air force.
/message --by-alias="Satirical Captain" I've just received alarming news that may impact my safety. While I trust your security, as a matter of personal policy, I would like to discuss the matter with you in person.
(07:34)System: Alias resolved.
(07:34)System: PM sent with automatic translation.
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Xenocartographer: Achievement get: Make fun of Buzzfeed for NO REASON.

...I mean, besides that they'd totally do that. edit delete reply
Seabiscuit:
"Unusual military activity in Crimea" hahhahaha~~~
I don't like this title nor the last lines...;-; ;-; edit delete reply
Xenocartographer: You think a mention of torpedo-laden aircraft near a character on a ship one of the big players in the setting wants sunk is somehow worrying? edit delete reply
Arbiter: Buzzfeed charges people to take their quizzes now? Truly, this is a dystopian future. Also, I took the quiz and it says I'd be best suited for the Sacred Order of Putting Pineapple on Pizza.
New Russian text has been translated and put on the forum. I'm kind of worried for meta's dad. edit delete reply
Xenocartographer: Exactly as intended. edit delete reply
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